Each school is its own kingdom, consisting of its own phyla, phyla being each grade, and then from then on each phyla has its own class leading down to each taxa until species. Because in all of its essence each person is truly unique from the rest... or so one might like to think.
Uniqueaphobia is a common illness found in most high schools, and is becoming more relevant in middle schools. Common symptoms include feeling aloof from desired friends, not realizing one's true friends, mimicking popular fashion styles, and a sudden onset of sheep-like behaviour. Making noises similar to that of a sheep have also been reported. The illness has resulted in many self inflicted murders and wounds. Uniqueaphobia has always been present through many generations but has never caused so much ruckus amongst teenagers since it first arouse in the 1950s when teen culture started to evolve.
Uniqueaphobia has resulted in many other illnesses as well. Researchers have recently discovered that acceptance is the only cure. Uniqueaphobia has recently became an epidemic in the greater part of the Okanagan Valley, and is spreading quiet rapidly into other parts of the world. This illness is most common in areas where children are smothered by endless opportunities and surrounded by some of the best educational schools in the world. Days are often devoted to helping the millions of students in North America to over come this bazaar phobia.
With a futile treatment, this illness will likely never be over come by many high school students. Luckily, many victims of uniqueaphobia over come this illness shortly after leaving high school. Although this illness never goes away, symptoms do become less severe as one grows older and realizes that life really isn't that bad.
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